Our Mission Statement

Ah raccoons, those cute little trash pandas are always up to something, and you can bet it’s no good! So how do we solve this problem? Well a few of the boys on a few of the beers have spent a lot of time, effort, and brainpower asking ourselves this question, and what we've decided is to declare war on these rascally rodents, and all their frisky friends!

 However, we believe in outsmarting the critters, not out-muscling them, so we’ve come up with solutions so humane most of them still send us birthday cards! 

Now here we stand, armed with the latest, most reliable, and completely humane animal control products and techniques, our mission is simple: evict the tiny troublemakers with a smile, leaving honesty, integrity, and safety in our wake! 

We care about you, your family, your pets, your plants and your property. In fact, we even care about the rascally rodents causing chaos in your trash bins, but our sworn mission and goal is to GET RID OF RACCOONS!